satire article

http://www.businessinsider.com/facts-that-seem-fake-but-are-true-2014-7

 Bangladesh has more people than Russia. 

I really surprised about this article because Russia has way more

 lands than Bangladesh.  People say there is no reasons why this

 happens.  However, It might be because Russia, surprisingly, has only very little cultural/language differences between people from different regions.  I still cannot believe that there is more people living in Bangladesh than Russia.  Russia has 

the biggest land all over the world, but only 145 million 

people is living currently.  Russia got about 16,377,742.0 km 

total.  Surprisingly, Bangladesh has only 130,170.0 km total. I don't know how happened this, but it was really good thing 

to know overall.

spring break

I went back to Japan when spring break starts. It takes about 9 to 10 hours by air. At the first day I got home, I went to go out for dinner with family. It was really nice talking to them after a long time. I went to hang out with friends in the midnight, had a great time. Next day, I went to travel to Hawaii with friends. it was 7 days total, and I learned a lot of things. It was really good trip. Anyways, my spring break was very awesome time.  

satire story

 I have a friend names Jimmy, he is a really normal guy in high school. One day, he goes to school and hears about his friend Ken’s parents has divorced. The main reason that they divorced was because of his father’s cheating. The wife found out the husband’s lie when she went into his room. Jimmy went back to home and remembered about his friend’s story. He wasn’t even doubting his dad, but he just wanted to do it curiously. He goes into his room and searched everything he could find. He couldn’t find anything strange. That day in the midnight, his mother and father were arguing. Jimmy woke up because of it, and heard about what they were talking about. Surprisingly, they were talking about when to divorce. Jimmy stopped waking up and try to listen clearly what they were saying. “That’s all your fault, cheater.” Jimmy surprised terribly and stood up. He ran down to the kitchen and try to beat the dad up. After couple minutes, jimmy got beat up by his dad and crying on the flour. After that, the dad got out of there and ran away. Jimmy graduated high school, and started to work. One day, when he got home from the work, he heard guy’s voice. He walked slowly to the place he heard someone’s voice. Jimmy heard something he didn’t want to listen from her mom’s room. Jimmy knocked the door and opened the door saying “Who is this kid.” The guy looked up to Jimmy and he surprised horribly. It was Ken surprisingly. Jimmy started to punch him in the face, Ken was on the flour. After couple days, Jimmy talked to his mom and figured out who actually cheated. He ran away from the house. 5 years later, he still cannot understand why the dad didn’t say anything to him when auguring. Anyways he gets the wife having a good life together.           

Flash Story

"World Dunk"                                                                  
At the end of September, a guy names Yuto Tanaka moved into Aldergrove Community Secondary School from poor village.  At first, he couldn't blend in anywhere, but few months later, he became a leader of a gang. He really dislike basketball and people who plays basketball. It is because when he confesses his love to the girl he likes when he was in junior high school, the girl said “I only like the person who plays basketball.” He was very shocked at that time. So, now, he is about to destroy the basketball team in Aldergrove Community Secondary School. He went to the gym and found the basketball players there. He went to talk to them, and grabbed the basketball from them and threw it to outside. Suddenly, the big guy seems like 6ft 11 inches showed up and yelled at Yuto. The big guy said "Go grab the ball right now." He refused it. The big guy started to chase him and about to kick his ass. A few minutes later, Yuto got beat up so easily, but he tried to punch him back as many as he can. However, he was way stronger than him. Yuto goes to the gym to fight him every after school, but the big guy always leave him and ignore him. The big guy’s name is Jeremy. Every time Yuto shows up to the gym, Jeremy says “I’m busy playing basketball.” He is in grade12, and this winter is his last chance to be a champion of the Canada. This is exactly why he’s trying to ignore him and take no notice of him. One day, he meets a woman really beautiful when he tries to go talk to Jeremy. Yuto said “Hi” to her, and he asked her name. Her name is Ayesha. She is the manager for the basketball team. After they talked few minutes, Yuto has already fall in love with her. From that day, he shows up to the gym to see Ayesha not to fight Jeremy. A week after, he decided to join the basketball team to approach her showing off his basketball skills. Even though he has never played basketball before, he wanted to join and show off in front of her. When he went to talk to Jeremy, of course he refused it. He didn’t want him to be on the team, because he only wants the people who loves basketball.  They were always fighting and arguing about it.  Yuto goes to talk to him every day for 10 days and Jeremy finally said “Okay.” Yuto goes to play basketball one day, but he didn’t even get to touch the ball for the first day. He got mad when he only allowed to clean the gym for another 10 days. He tried to quit the team many times, but he couldn’t when he thought about Ayesha. Yuto kept cleaning the gym for 22 days total. After 22 days, Jeremy finally gives Yuto a permission to play basketball. He did the worm up with the ball first, everybody is already tired at the end of worm up except Yuto. The worm up with the ball was so much fun for him, because he only allowed to clean the gym before. After the whole practice, he was the only one who hasn’t felt tired.  Yuto kept doing this hard work until the day of the last tournament for Jeremy came.  Yuto was starting all the games he played. Jeremy, in his last year, he plays very well all games and his team and comes to final.  Before the final, Yuto and Jeremy has never passed the ball each other in the game.  They were on the same team practicing together, but they still didn’t like each other.  Yuto wasn’t even thinking about Ayesha when he was on the court playing basketball.  He actually became a basketball lover through his career on the team.  Yuto and Jeremy understand how difficult to win the final except playing together.  They fought every day, and they knew everything each other.  They played really well at the final, and they became a champion.  After couple months, Jeremy graduated from Aldergrove Community Secondary School.  Yuto felt so sad when he went to the gym and Jeremy wasn’t there.  At the same time, he became a captain on the new basketball team, and decided to become a champion again without Jeremy’s help, but with Ayesha’s help.

my comic

9;00 in the morning, he is still sleeping.

he woke up, went to Tim Hortons to get breakfast.

He went home with some coffee, now he is just lazing around thinking what to do all day.

First of all, he decided to work out to build big muscle, so he can get girls. 

That's what he thought.

After he worked out, he got hungry.

He invited his friend Khosuke to have some lunch together.

After lunch, his friend went home. He gets board now.

He started to find some girls online, so he will be able to hang out with them.

After couple hours, he found good one.

He chatted all day with her, it was pretty fun for him.

That night, he had dreamed of beautiful woman.

In the early morning, he goes for a run, so he can lose some weight.

While running, he always thinking of woman that he had dreamed of.

He just couldn't stop thinking.

Right after he got home, he sent message to her said "wanna see you tomorrow".

The woman said "okay"

He went to bed early because big day is heading him tomorrow.

He went to the place they suppose to meet 30 mins before and waiting for her with beautiful flowers.

He was so curious what she looks like.

After 20 mins, the big, fatty, and hairy man showed up in front of him.

The fatty guy said "Did you wait for me" with disgusting voice.

He felt nauseous and tried to run away.

However, the fatty guy is chasing him forever.

Poster

Hiroshima          Hokkaido
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our expenses

 Okayama

Korakuen Garden   5 dollars each as a person.

lunch                       10 dollars each 

dinner                      10 dollars each 

Gas                           15 dollars 

Osaka

Universal Studio Japan  50 dollars to get in

lunch                              20 dollars each 

dinner                              20 dollars  each 

hotel                               45 dollars each 

Gas                                  10 dollars

Kyoto

Higashiyama Hanatouro is one of Kyoto's most anticipated and celebrated local festivals.            20 dollars each 

lunch                                             10 dollars each 

dinner                                           10 dollars each

 Higashiyama Mountain                5 dollars each 

Tokyo

Tokyo Morning Sightseeing Tour     70 dollars

Tokyo Disney land                            55 dollars each 

Gas                                                     60 dollars

lunch                                                  20 dollars each 

dinner                                                 25 dollars each

Hotel                                                   60 dollars each 

Miyagi 

Okama Crater Tour                      25 dollars get in 

gas                                                40 dollars 

lunch                                            10 dollars each  

dinner                                           10 dollars each  

Hokkaido

Gas                                                        50 dollars 

Asahiyama Zoo                                         10 dollars each 

lunch "Bluefin Sushi." All you can eat         40 dollars each 

dinner                                                     25 dollars each 
 Hotel                                                       55 dollars each 
Baseball game                                        125 dollars each